I know a retired postman. He’s a good guy, volunteers at the museum I work at and never opens his mouth without something interesting coming out of it. Sometimes it’s not what he says but how he says it, but often times he drops little...
Happy Thanksgiving. I have a turkey on my head....
Hello, I'm Sherlock, I'll be your waiter this evening. Would you like to begin with me peeing on your carpet, setting all the neighbor dogs off when I go for a walk or smelling so bad my family can't stand to be around me? For...
This is Max. He's been part of our family for 14 years and he's not gotten smarter in his old age. To be fair, he's mostly blind but HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR BED? We tucked him in and he slept all...
We’re about in the middle of NaNoWriMo and I bet a lot of your feeds are full of posts like this – “12,000 words, a good start” or “didn’t meet my goal today! ARRRRGH!” While I am a huge fan of anything that pushes writers...