Please click here to pre-order your copy of FantasticLand It's been a long road but it's all happening. My debut novel, "FantasticLand" is now available for preorder on Amazon.com. Here's the text from the back cover: "Since the 1970s, FantasticLand has been the theme park where “Fun is...
I know a retired postman. He’s a good guy, volunteers at the museum I work at and never opens his mouth without something interesting coming out of it. Sometimes it’s not what he says but how he says it, but often times he drops little...
Happy Thanksgiving. I have a turkey on my head....
Hello, I'm Sherlock, I'll be your waiter this evening. Would you like to begin with me peeing on your carpet, setting all the neighbor dogs off when I go for a walk or smelling so bad my family can't stand to be around me? For...
This is Max. He's been part of our family for 14 years and he's not gotten smarter in his old age. To be fair, he's mostly blind but HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR BED? We tucked him in and he slept all...