My Dog Is An Idiot – 11/5/15

06 Nov My Dog Is An Idiot – 11/5/15

Me: Sherlock, can I sit there?
Sherlock: No
Me: Move
S: No
Me: Get out of the chair
S: No
-I attempt to move the dog and he turns into dead weight and increases the gravity around him. I eventually get his fat rump out of my chair and sit down. He jumps on my lap.-
S: I love you
Me: Don’t lick me
S: I lick you and I love you.