My Dog is an Idiot – 10/23/15

23 Oct My Dog is an Idiot – 10/23/15

“Hey Sherlock, can I sit on the couch?”
“No.”
“But if you scoot over just a bit…”
“Leave me alone.”
“…we could all sit on the couch together”
[yawns]
“Move”
“No”
“I’m the human. Move”
“Screw you.”
[Mike picks up the dog and moves him]
“I hate you.”
“Yep”